liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

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becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

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skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

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guy:

*high fives your ass*

*asks for consent before high fiving your ass*

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